A PAIR of dozy thieves have been jailed for more than 18 years - after being caught posing with their loot on Facebook.It's like they didn't believe uploading visual evidence of your crimes on the internet would not get you noticed. After all, considering the number of stupid prosecutions for people mouthing off whilst being white and the sheer number simply willing to be offended by proxy no matter what you do.
Jonathan Dougan, 26, and Matthew Murphy, 23, stole cars, motorbikes and bottles of champagne before posting snaps of their swag on the popular social media site.
Their first spate of thefts came just minutes apart when they pilfered luxury vehicles including a Triumph Bonneville motorbike and a Mercedes 'A' Class.
In another raid, the thieves drove away with a Mercedes E820 worth £30,000, before Murphy uploaded snaps of the car to his Facebook account.
Still other than coming out of prison in so many years still able to breed I suppose we should be grateful that some of the parasite class do appear to be getting dumber, it might eventually put them in the position of being incapable of doing anything illegal without being caught.
Still, no doubt the are others clever enough not to advertise their ill gotten gains on social media....