Telegraph.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says Europe 'stealing Iran's rain'
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has accused Western countries of plotting to "cause drought" in Iran by using high tech equipment to drain the clouds of raindrops.
Yes I'm fairly sure that western countries are working on weather control as a means of warfare and yes I know that there have been some attempts to try and make it rain by dropping silver iodide crystals into clouds with varying degrees of success over the years. However the one thing you don't do is go on about it in front of the worlds press because it makes you look like a total idiot particularly..."Western countries have designed plans to cause drought in certain areas of the world, including Iran," Mr Ahmadinejad said in the city of Arak in Markazi province."According to reports on climate, whose accuracy has been verified, European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump" their water on their continent, he said.By doing so, "they prevent rain clouds from reaching regional countries, including Iran," Mr Ahmadinejad charged.Iran has experienced several droughts in recent years.
Moments after the Iranian president made the startling claim at the inauguration of a dam in a central province, it started to rain.
I suspect he'll think it's proof.
Some of us will think it's divine retribution for being an idiot whose eyes are far too close together.
Me I think it's the squirrels taking revenge for being arrested for espionage.
Must have been funny though.
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I don't know where you live but it's pissed it down constantly for two weeks here in Darwen.
All my veg is waterlogged and the bathroom roof is leaking.
The roofing chap I know said he would come and fix it when the rain stops. I don't know how long I'm gonna have to wait but in the meantime it's leaking into a spare cat litter tray that I have to empty daily.
Bloody weather!
It was threatening to rain something awful yesterday and then ... didn't ... which really was awful.
"Iran" is an anagram of "rain". Just thought I'd point that out, as it's probably at least as relevant as I'm-a-dinner-jacket's typically nonsensical claim...
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